December 23rd, 2007 | |
Posted in Tech News by Justin Flood
Wow, talk about bad Christmas cards!
Apparently, as with the recent shutdown of Apple rumor-mill site Think Secret, the moves are being made by the Apple legal team to shut down the perennial favorite fake-benevolent-dictator.
Recent posts on the Fake Steve Jobs Website indicate that Real Steve Jobs is REALLY tired of Fake Steve Jobs, and have threatened to sue with monetary damages to force Fake Steve ( Forbes editor Dan Lyons) to shut down his highly entertaining blog. Lawyers at Apple are playing the “insider sources” card, saying that Fake Steve predicted a “one button iPhone” and the release of new products at a trade show, and these were in fact leaks from Apple.
So apparently lawyers at Apple are trying to paint Fake Steve as a rumor site in sheep’s clothing? I laugh as I write this simply because it’s something that is SO in the character of both the real and fake Steve.
I mean, if this were “the Fake Fake Steve Jobs” vs “the Fake Steve Jobs”, it would be the same thing, except in that case it would be a joke. This appears to be no laughing matter.
It’s really a shame that RSJ can’t just be in on the joke and enjoy it for what it’s for. Don’t you get it dude!? People kid because they love! You are the rock star of computers. You’ve been parodied on Saturday Night Live (or was it mad TV?)! Face it, you’ve become a pop culture icon. There’s no need for you to beat up on a Forbes Magazine editor just because he can do a pitch perfect impression of you!
I mean seriously, the site is called FAKE Steve Jobs. There is no person on the planet who actually believes that it is the real deal. It’s obviously a parody, though one that apparently hits a bit too close for home for old Steve-y, and now he’s all pissed off.
I’d like to believe that RSJ is too smart to let something this small and silly cause a Microsoft-like lashing out on his part. But this doesn’t smell of a renegade Apple lawyer. This totally smells of the will of Steve ™.
I feel bad for Mr. Lyons too, because before he was outed, there was no way for RSJ to find out who he was. He was in a much safer position then. This is just a regular guy with a regular job, who’s apparently a very talented writer. (his book is hilarious if you havent read it.) And he really doesn’t deserve to lose his house or car or anything over something as silly as this. I hope if it does get to the point of trial, that the judge just throws it out immediately, realizing just how completely silly this whole matter is.
What he does is clearly satire, which is in no way shape or form illegal. So Apple is playing this “trade secret” card just as a way of getting rid of him.
Totally crappy.
I’d expect better from someone who’s totally one of my business idols. You’d thnk he would put the blog on a special mac address, and have it by default as one of the iPhone’s web bookmarks. Just because he’s down like that. But I guess not.
More on this as it develops. Oh and Real Steve? Grow up.